Microsoft Short Jokes

Q: Why are PCs like air conditioners? A: They stop working properly if you open Windows! Q. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard. Q: What if Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows Vista crashed… A: Oh, wait a minute, he already does! Q: What’s the difference between a virus and windows? A: Viruses rarely fail. Q: What do you call Windows Multitasking? A: Screwing up several things at once! Q: What do houses and Microsoft Windows have in common? A: Bugs come in through open Windows Q. How many MicroSoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world. Q: What do [...]

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